Thursday, January 14, 2010

Doody Head

Santa found this to be screaming funny! My children on the other hand did not. Being the wonderful parent that I am, I am always threatening them with coal in their stockings. Threatening kids with coal that are almost 14 and almost 18 isn't much of a threat anymore but I have to do things to entertain myself. One year they did get candy coal in their stockings but they were happy about it. Anyways, they got crap instead of coal. You toss doody at each others head. This gift was not warmly received and I don't know why. But I can say it was a hit at my neighbor's house on New Years Eve. Grown ups love this much more than teenagers! So if you are looking for a unique gift go here!
It's always fun here,
P.S.-Today is DJ's 14th birthday! It's been a busy and wonderful adventure with The Boy.


Annie Jones said...

I usually enjoy your posts, but that one was a bunch of crap.

SonyaAnn said...

Annie Jones-OH MY GOD!!! I laughed so hard at your comment! I love you. Even the dog had to come see what I was laughing at! You made my day.

I'm off to clean! Yeah, fun!

Frances said...

That is disgusting!!!

My family would love it!

SonyaAnn said...

Frances-We were crying at New Years and every one was screaming each other on. It was really fun.

McVal said...

I suppose a game where you're throwing poop at each other is just not cool when you're a teen... But if they just wait a few years and get in with the right kind of friends, this would be a kill!
I might have to pick this up for next Christmas get-together! It would give them something other than spoons to play. A wee bit disgusting, but my MIL will go and stay downstairs the whole time, so win-win!!!

SonyaAnn said...

McVal-Just drink a bit and it becomes even better. We were trying to hit each other in the eye! Not mature at all but very funny!
Did you read Annie Jones comment? LOL!

Together We Save said...

I love it!! Very funny.

SonyaAnn said...

Together We Save-We are so immature!

kado! said...

ha! yes...i can see that being hilarious while enjoying a cocktail....but then again what isn't better with a drink in your hand!!! ;)

totally unique...funny! you are an AWESOME mom!!!!

SonyaAnn said...

kado!-At least, you think I'm awesome! Everyone else here, not so much.
And yes, life is good with a drink!

slugmama said...

Might not be a hit with teens but I think if you were to try College age males(like my #1 son)it would be a scream.

I don't know about Annie J. but I'd enjoy some more crappy

Donna Freedman said...

Same shit, different day...
Okay, since we're all being so mature, try this knock-knock joke on DJ:
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A pileup.
A pileup who?
(Get it? Get it? If not, read the response out loud.)
It cracked up my 7-year-old nephew, and it also works well with frat boys.

SonyaAnn said...

slugmama-Maybe Anna will enjoy this more when she starts college! It was fun though. We were all screaming as they were flinging poo.
I like the crappy posts, too!

SonyaAnn said...

Donna Freedman-I love the joke! DJ is coming back from his Grandmother's in a bit. I can't wait to tell it! That might become my opening line!
Thank you for coming to see me. I feel special in a helmet sort of way or should it be a poo hat?

Donna Freedman said...

Okay, just one more joke:
Q. What's brown and sits on a piano bench?
A. Beethoven's Last Movement

SonyaAnn said...

Donna Freedman-I'm so using that!!!! And DJ and Den loved you knock knock joke! You are so talented!