Thursday, June 16, 2011

My Worst Post Ever-Slut Style


Ok well if you haven't noticed it-I've been in and out lately. And I started another post that sounds like porn. I really can't help myself. I'm drawn that way. Jessica is hot for a cartoon. Yes, I notice cartoon tits and if I were to do a cartoon chick, she is first and then maybe Jenna Jameson(not a cartoon but go with it). Just saying. Mark keeps telling me to explore so here we are.
Now that I'm all worked up, I can't think straight.Haha-I'm full of them today. Anywho, I'm out of touch because I'm trying to find work babysitting and cleaning houses. I've got a bit of work but it is all piecemeal at this point. But I'm pretty happy with what I have been able to scrounge up in a matter of days.
And now the big question, why am I trying to come up with money? Ahhh well that would be because of my brother. I really love him but he is on my dipshit list right now. He is now in good company with Anna, DJ, and Den. I'm sure that if I try hard enough I can come up with a few more.
He was planning his wedding and then wasn't and then was. Well, you can see where this is going. Now it is on for October and it is in Vegas. Great and not great. Whatever, I'm too tired at this point to fight. After a day or two of chasing an adorable two year old, I just don't care.
Anna wanted to bring her boyfriend(I hear the sarcasm screaming from you as I type this-hold it). His family is bring her to a wedding in SC. They have more money and are nicer than us. After some screaming, I decided that the only way to be fair to her and her boyfriend was not to bring either one. Her look was priceless. I'm usually not this mean but fuck it, here we are. Calm down sluggy, I handled this one all on my own. And since I was on a roll, I made DJ make dinner for all of us and I told Den to cram the garage door up his ass. YAY team Sonya!
Back away slowly,
SonyaAnn

14 comments:

Sheila said...

I want to be you when I grow up--seriously--I need learn to say what needs to be said instead of backing down and taking "it" all the time. I think my backbone left a long time ago--if I ever had one. I hope things start looking up for you soon. Take care.

slugmama said...

Well at least there are cheap flights and hotel rooms in Vegas.
If my brother was getting married at a destination I would probably NOT go, unless he wanted to shell out the ca$h for my flight and accommodations. I think people who get married in far off places and expect you to go and pay for the privilege are dipshits. Or if the cost of the wedding gift will cover your travel expenses then go and don't give them a gift....your being there IS their gift, ya know?

I think your brother should elope and you can tell him I said that.lolol

And our brains must be doing a Vulcan mind meld thing since I was working on a "porn" post too when I saw yours come thru. ;-)

SonyaAnn said...

Sheila-I'm usually a nice push over. I have no idea what has happened to me. I can't say if it is a good or bad thing. Don't head down the road that I have taken for a while, lets see how it goes for me first. I like you too much to lead you astray.

SonyaAnn said...

sluggy-Oh dear god, if our minds meld everyone is screwed! LOL.
And this is just all kind of a mess. I asked him the beginning of the year and he said no they weren't getting married. If I had had a year to save it would have been no problem but......he is a dipshit. I love him and feel bad for saying that but he just is too young to understand a stack of soul crushing bills. Can you tell that he is related to Anna?

Mark said...

I told you to explore more? I'm sorry. I usually just come up with one comment per day and I use it for all 300 blogs that I visit daily. It's much easier that way. And most of the time, it works! But for you, I would say, after reading this post, maybe you should explore less. Now are you happy, I had to come up with two different comments for today.
Don't go to this wedding. That's an order. He'll have others, believe me. If there's anything that I've learned over the years by watching Straight marriages, they usually fail. That's why I'm against straight marriages. "What about the children!"
So, just go to his next one at the Court House. You can sit between his kids from the Vegas marriage and the new kids from his Court House bride. And maybe her stepkids from the previous marriage too!
See, in his dipshit mind, he's thinking that you'll all have a blast of a time in Vegas and he may even get lucky the night before with a legal prositute who strips on the side. You know, the kind that say they are putting themselves through night school but have been dancing since 1987. Yeah, just wait until he wakes up next to her and sees her in the daylight and realizeds she's 48. That'll show him!
Hang on. What was the point of your post again? Oh yeah, you felt the need to "explore". Knock that off! m.

Mark said...

p.s. I'm sorry for making my comment longer than you post. See what happens when I just post photos on mine. m.

SonyaAnn said...

Mark-Just when I think you can't out do yourself-here we are!
I do believe that you are right about the "straighties." They have issues beyond issues. That is why I feel compelled to give you my children-it is in their best interest if you take them. Even though, Den and I often say that we are a gay couple. Hard to believe but we do. Well, not really hard to believe. Den has some feminine qualities and I have some very strong masculine ones. Or would that make us a straight couple. But gay guys love my husband. I dress Den so I know that I'm doing a good job when a guy hits on him. I see it as a compliment. And there was the time that Den was wearing sparkly lipbalm with a pink tint. He kept getting hit and and then asked me why. LOL, he is a good sport, a real man would have hit me. I keep a supply of lipbalm that I got cheap from doing the deals(be proud sluggy), he grabbed a girl lipgloss.
I feel so close to you. You really do get me!

SonyaAnn said...

Mark-Just write a book!

McVal said...

Wow. You're one tough Momma!
I would say no to the boyfriend too...
and probably to the brother... but he's not my brother. "MY" brother, I'd say no to in a flash!

Jane said...

Why do people think we can just drop everything we're doing, get vacation time off, pay for flights and hotels and food and gifts "just for them?"
Talk about egotistical! Tell them to just set up a webcam and it'll be just as good as being there. Well, better for you!

SonyaAnn said...

McVal-I just don't even know where to go with this one. Even Den who loves Vegas is worried about the money. So that is saying a lot.

SonyaAnn said...

jane-I love you. That is a super funny comment. I can be there in spirit!

Frances said...

SonyaAnn, I have to agree with others who have said not to go to the wedding. Sorry, but if family wants you at their wedding, they have it closer to home.

Hubby and I wanted to get married in Vegas, but we wanted our families to be able to attend. So we got married at home.

As for Anna being mad because you don't want to pay to take her boyfriend, I say "tough sh*t". I wouldn't take a kids boyfriend either. I am mean that way.

SonyaAnn said...

Frances-The way that things are going we went from all four of us going to two of us going. Give me a few more weeks and none of us will be going. LOL
And sometimes Anna gets it and other times not so much!!! Just pray for her, lol.