Monday, June 27, 2011

So Much Fun

So I am bedridden. I tore my calf muscle. Well, I think I tore my calf muscle. Actually, DJ thinks I tore my calf muscle. He was the one searching online. They described it exactly, it felt like a gunshot and then searing pain. Mind you, I have never been shot but I was screaming like I was. So my life sucks now and everyone around here is actually seeing how much I do. Poor DJ is getting the blunt of it because he is now the new Sonya. I asked him if he wanted a set of droopy tits to go with it but he again acted as if he couldn't hear me.
And I bet you would like to know why I didn't go to the doctor. Well, some of you know why. I would go to the doctor and they would send me to the ER. So I would pay $50 to see the doctor and the $300 to go to the hospital. They would do an MRI and then tell me to stay off of it. I would then have to fight to see a specialist and that would cost another $80. And I wouldn't actually get in until I was healed in about 2 weeks. So I decided to stick it out. I will probably never be able to use my foot again but I saved $420!
Thanks for sharing in the misery,
50 Cent

18 comments:

Annie Jones said...

Ow! I hope you're back on your feet soon!

SonyaAnn said...

annie-I hope so too & so does DJ.He gets the fun job of vacuuming today. Lucky boy!

McVal said...

Oh boy oh boy!!! I'm so sorry you're hurt! I hope the New Sonya does a good job in your absence.

slugmama said...

I didn't know you had a "mini me"!?lol

You should have thought about injuring your leg years ago....j/k

At least you are being frugal about it, right? 8-P

Hope it heals up quickly, but just don't let on that it's better to the family.

Sheila said...

I think I would be milking that injury for awhile ;)

Get well soon!

SonyaAnn said...

McVal-The new Sonya would let a person starve to death. She sucks.

SonyaAnn said...

slugs-I'm going to spray this new mini me with a squirt bottle. Or beat on it until it understands that a hurt person needs water.
The original Sonya is not happy.

SonyaAnn said...

Sheila-If you only knew what these people were like you wouldn't want them "helping" you.

Sheila said...

Ouch--I sure hope you heal soon. I don't think I would be functioning well if I tore my calf muscle--having a torn muscle in my hand is bad enough!! Let them take care of you--you deserve it. Take care.

Frances said...

Oh, SonyaAnn. I hope that you are better soon!

Mark said...

I'm so sorry that I wasn't here yesterday to be the first to comment. It is my goal ya know!
Hopefully, you are getting better with each day. You're right, it must suck to be you. But then someone has to be, right? And poor DJ. I feel so sad for him having to be the new Sonya. I hope he doesn't have to perform all the "wifely" duties. That could scar him for life. By the way, do you still do all the wifely duties? Take care of yourself. m.

SonyaAnn said...

Sheila-We are a mess! Hope you feel better too.

SonyaAnn said...

Frances-Thank you!

SonyaAnn said...

Mark-I'm going to tell DJ what you said. Haha. We tease our kids terribly. It's good for them, it puts hair on their chests. You should see Anna's.

Donna Freedman said...

Ice packs. Ibuprofen. Dirty magazines.
I hope you feel better soon.

Helene said...

ow. Feel better soon. You could just add your costs to my unpaid ER and doc bills. My fave is when I go to the regular doc for near pneumonia and he tells me oh its allergy and sends me home with prescription meds. Two dif times, two diff docs.

SonyaAnn said...

Donna-HAHAHAHA!!!You are a funny girl!

SonyaAnn said...

Helene-Just ask me or DJ next time you are sick. He did a pretty good job of figuring it out. You would be better off.