Friday, September 30, 2011

Fab Abs Friday

 Ahhh this is the most wonderful day of the week. And this is the laugh your ass off, or should it be Abs off edition!
Is it just me or does that contraption look like something you would use on the grill? Do you remember how John Candy said in Trains, Planes, and Automobiles that his ass looked like a whopper? Well now your stomach can too.
Happy weekend,
SonyaAnn
And this is an extra Friday and that means an extra paycheck!!! Yay for the Christmas fund!!


8 comments:

Jane said...

How does it work? Wouldn't the "demarcations" fade once he removed that contraption? I'll take the real thing any time - mmmmm - even in black and white they're yummy!

Mark said...

I'm in such a crappy mood today. Yes, I do realize that this has nothing to do with your Ab Friday post but I just thought I needed to tell someone. You will keep this a secret, right? Honestly, I've been in this mood all week. I wonder if it's because I'm not blogging myself and have all these ideas in my head that I'm not getting out. But really, I need this break or else I'll go nuts. And now, the kids are leaving with my Mom to go the campground for one last weekend and it will just be Fred and me. By 7:30PM I'll be standing, looking at a wall, being absolutely bored to death. Sluggy's been de-cluttering up a storm and every other day, she is rubbing that into my face. I know, I need to get back to it but I've run out of energy. I'm only 130 things away from my target but I'm beat. Perhaps if I created a list of things that I need to get done this weekend, I'll actually accomplish them. What do you think? Yes? No? Ugh! Now my fingers are even tired from typing. But do I stop? Of course not. What is wrong with me? Any normal person would know when to stop, but me, nope!
Anyway, I guess that's it. I'll be back to blogging in a couple of weeks. I don't want to say when because that would be too much stress on me. In the meantime, I'll leave really long comments on people's blogs. Not short impersonal ones like this comment.
Oh, I almost forgot! I'm really getting sick of Facebook. I hardly ever go on there anymore. And although I am now on Twitter, I'm not sure what I'm doing there either. See, I guess the thing is, I really don't care to hear people's little thoughts every second of the day. I think I'm much happier just reading a nicely composed post every now and then. Wouldn't you agree?
Okay, I guess that's it.
Sorry to be such a Debbie Downer. I just feel like I needed to Vent and well, you were there, and so I let loose. Do you feel used? Sorry. Unless of course you enjoyed being used in which case, you're welcome!
Your Friend, m.
p.s. You're nuts if you think I'm going to proof read all of that for typos! m.

McVal said...

LOL! I want one!
And wow.. and Mark needs a drink... badly...

Sheila said...

I love fab abs Friday :) Thanks for the Christmas gift idea (hubs) & I don't even think Mark had a typo! Wow.

SonyaAnn said...

Jane-I think that thing was meant to be worn under a shirt. I still think it looks like the thing we cook fish on over the grill.
Have a great weekend.

SonyaAnn said...

Mark-I love you dearly but you may want to seek help. The best I can do for you is to offer to kill someone in my next book for you. I could beat the hell out of someone but then you are going to have to come get me. Wait, I might like a prison wife. That was a nice thought.
And this is a bit disturbing, we are more a like than you know. I have this same problem and fall into a fink when I stop writing. You have talent and if you don't express it, a slight depression or funk will set in. I get crabby and feel like I'm wasting my life. Like I loose a bit of my purpose. It does go away when you start writing. Try it for a day or two and you will feel better. When I stop writing on the blog and my book, I fall into a terrible funk. Writing is a part of our day and who we are. Don't give it up because you will lose a part of you. I know. Writing is one of the few things that are just for us. We love being parents, spouses, and friends but we can't do any of those things well if we neglect ourselves.
You will be fine just write and get back on a schedule. I'm sorry that I couldn't think of anything to write back.
And haha, I didn't spell check either!!

SonyaAnn said...

McVal-Don't say anything but I think that something is wrong with Mark.

SonyaAnn said...

Sheila-I can't even imagine the look on his face when he got that Christmas morning.
We should all pray for Mark!