Thursday, September 8, 2011
I Happily Caved
Well for all my bitching and moaning, I guess we are going to Vegas. Come to think of it, I don't know why I complained so much. Oh wait, the money. I guess we will just have to win while we are out there.
It looks as if I will be in charge of the Bachelor and Bachelorette parties. That was enough to get me to come around and stop complaining. I'm not sure if I ever told you but I throw one hell of a bachelorette party and that was around here. God only knows what I can do in Vegas. Did I mention that my brother and his soon to be wife went to private Lutheran schools and are well.....sheltered. We are going to call this an awakening. The last Bachelorette party I threw security was involved, also the police(do not try to give a real officer money and tell him to strip), our 6 foot penis was stolen and retrieved and the strippers asked us to party after wards. Oh and I stepped in puke the next morning. Also, one of the girls woke up with a broken finger and a bruised tailbone. They still talk about it til this day. I have set the bar very high but I am up to out do myself.
Pray for Vegas,