Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Worst Parent Ever



I have figured out my problem in life, its my mouth. Well that and not being too bright. And the story goes a little something like this..........................................
Den came home from work the other day, yay its always a good day when he does that. He had just gotten in the door and I started talking. It's my job and I'm good at it. Our conversation..........
Me-I did something terrible with Anna today.
Den-(Grunts and barely pays attention, that's his job.)
Me-I took Anna to a porn shop.
He actually stopped taking his coat off and cocked his head to one side like he didn't understand. He does that a lot. Since he didn't seem to understand me, I said it again.
Me-Anna and I went to a porn shop today. We were living on the wild side.
Den-(in the not very happy with SonyaAnn voice) Why did you take ANNA to a PORN shop?
Me- OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD not porn, PAWN! A PAWN SHOP! We both went to our first PAWN shop.
He laughed for a very long time and was a bit relieved that I wasn't taking her to get porn.
Pray for me,
SonyaAnn


14 comments:

D.Lynn said...

Ahhh, the lost art of communication~
Bahahahaha!!!!

McVal said...

Oh honey!!!! You either need a hearing aid, a speech therapist or a valium...
lol!!!

McVal said...

Ok ok ok... I had to share this with you. Our family LOVE LOVE LOVES the BBC Father Ted series. and your mis-speaking reminded me of Mrs. Doyle from one episode.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOLYYYsFqcI

Jane said...

See, he DOES listen to you after all! Boy, the lengths you have to go to to get some attention!!

Judy said...

Well at least he will listen from now on...lol

judy

Frances said...

SonyaAnn, you are hilarious!

I don't think a porn shop is the best place to bond with your daughter. Now, with a wicked best friend, it might be okay.

slugmama said...

How says getting old and losing your faculties isn't fun?LOLOL

You need to check out that tv show....PORN STARS...er....PAWN STARS.lol

SonyaAnn said...

D.Lynn-My mouth runs and I never edit it, kind of like my blog.

SonyaAnn said...

McVal-I need to pay attention to what I'm saying! I rattle on without even thinking about what I'm saying. They don't listen to me so why should I.

SonyaAnn said...

McVal-Hahaha! That sounds just like me. I screw up words all of the time. DId I ever tell you about the time I told a priest to pray for his sins? He was a packers fan and I figured he needed forgiveness. He told me to pray for my team(da Bears) because they were about to lose. I hugged him and kissed him on the forehead. And I wasn't even drinking that time.

SonyaAnn said...

Jane-Now we are just calling them porn shops not pawn.

SonyaAnn said...

Judy- He really was mad when he thought that I took her to a porn shop. Thank God that it's only word confusion that I'm dealing with.

SonyaAnn said...

Frances-Are there any by you?

SonyaAnn said...

sluggy-I need help and coffee.