Tuesday, November 29, 2011
Worst Parent Ever
I have figured out my problem in life, its my mouth. Well that and not being too bright. And the story goes a little something like this..........................................
Den came home from work the other day, yay its always a good day when he does that. He had just gotten in the door and I started talking. It's my job and I'm good at it. Our conversation..........
Me-I did something terrible with Anna today.
Den-(Grunts and barely pays attention, that's his job.)
Me-I took Anna to a porn shop.
He actually stopped taking his coat off and cocked his head to one side like he didn't understand. He does that a lot. Since he didn't seem to understand me, I said it again.
Me-Anna and I went to a porn shop today. We were living on the wild side.
Den-(in the not very happy with SonyaAnn voice) Why did you take ANNA to a PORN shop?
Me- OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD not porn, PAWN! A PAWN SHOP! We both went to our first PAWN shop.
He laughed for a very long time and was a bit relieved that I wasn't taking her to get porn.
Pray for me,