Monday, February 20, 2012
Not To Alarm You
As you know I have never been one of those people to roast my husband on my blog. I guess I just think it is wrong. If I was going to tear him apart then I would at least let him write something in his defense or his side of the story, no matter how wrong and/or stupid it might be. OK back to the story. Den and I got into a nasty fight a while ago. I won't go into details except to say, I'm pretty sure he is always wrong and is completely missing the emotion chip. It might have been about him neglecting me emotionally and him having NO IDEA what I was talking about. Again, I won't roast him or tear him down but it must suck for him to be wrong all the time. I feel so much better that I stuck to not posting my personal life or our fights on my blog. Please forgive me for not telling you what the fight was about. And don't ask, I have values.
We both went to bed angry. Well I went to bed, he went to couch angry. It's good for him, it's like camping. As I was falling asleep I said to myself, "I wish that he knew how miserable it is to deal with him." And off to sleep I went. I should have wished for fucking money! I can't believe that I wasted my one wish on THIS!
After the fight was over and he decided that he was ALL wrong, he told me about his day. Actually, I think that he was afraid of what was to come if he didn't calm me down.
He said that his day went a little something like this. His eyes started to burn and itch not too long after he got to work. Then he got a small headache that went into a huge headache. Someone had finished off the bottle of aspirin that he keeps at work. Out of nowhere, he had stabbing pains in both of his ears. He said when blood started trickling from his nose he knew that I had put a voodoo curse on him. See how I get blamed for everything. He figured that I was shoving insulation up the voodoo doll's nose that I have of him. I told him that wasn't it at all, I was twisting the nuts on his voodoo doll. I must have had the doll upside down.
The fight is over and while I truly believe that no one ever wins when they fight, I'm putting another notch in my lipstick case. Not that I have a lipstick case or wear makeup.
Have a voodoo free day,