Thursday, May 17, 2012
What We Do For Our Children
So she got everything put away and then we went shopping.
We had to pass a different Goodwill and Anna thought it would be a good idea to stop. She is really loving the second hand shopping.
She spotted the couch and started to giggle. She then started to clap and jump up and down. She told anyone that would listen that she had to have the couch for her first apartment. Me being the loving and encouraging mom said, "Holy shit Anna, that looks like something from a 70's porn." Yes, it spins. That did not deter her. She had one of the ladies that works there help her tear the tag off so that she could buy it. The lovely lady told her that maybe she could fix it up by buying some throw pills from Pier One. This made me think of Mark. Let me quote him, "If so, ask your Daughter to bring home a gay friend from school to help you. But not a Lesbian! Unless you want you house to look like Pier One just threw up!" And that lead me to think about 70's porn and this woman being a lesbian. Mark, stay out of my head.
This is Anna on the "WORLD'S BEST CHAIR." It has been scrubbed, fumigated, disinfected and is flaking slightly thanks to its new found cleanliness. It wouldn't fit in grandma's garage. It is now living in the game room with the boys. DJ looked at it and said,"I'm not even going to ask what the white stain is."
Thanks for coming to see me and our new chair,