Monday, June 25, 2012
Winners All Around!
Anywho, we were wiped out in Vegas. It was bad but we had a wonderful time. It was perfect and everyone got along swimmingly(in alcohol). Well, we thought we had been wiped out. Everyone checked out of the hotel and had gathered together to leave in our central meeting place-our friend's favorite machine! Just as we were saying how sad it was to leave, Den had a revelation. He had to pee fiercely. I rolled my eyes as he walked off. So we waited and waited and waited. It was the world's LONGEST pee. I was thinking that we would have to see someone when we got back about his pee problem.
I was getting a bit aggravated with him. It's so sad when you have to leave Vegas and all of the fun that it offers. But I had gotten it in my head that I wasn't going to cry when I left. Just kidding-maybe. And Den was prolonging my agony. You would think that I would have been excited to go home and see the kids but no, not really. Shocking, I know.
At this point, everyone was getting a bit worried about my pissing husband. Who pees for almost 15 minutes? And then it happened-pisser called me. Because I'm loving and patient, I asked him, "WHERE IN THE HELL ARE YOU?" See I told you, patient and loving. He asked breathlessly, "Where are you?" Insert lots of eye rolling, "I'M RIGHT WHERE I WAS WHEN YOU LEFT!" I figured he pissed away a few more IQ points. He was panting as he spoke(which made me a little concerned about what happened in the bathroom), "I WON!" Now I'm pretty sure that he pissed away a few of my IQ points too because I didn't understand what he said. "Wait, what?" The good news is I was not breathless-never when it comes to money!
He said that he went to the bathroom and when he left, he fed $20 into the machine that he was fond of. Go figure his favorite machine was by the can. He played the max bet of $2. So on his last spin, he hit for $1440! He literally had no money left in the machine. His last pull in Vegas, he hit. That didn't sound right but I'm too happy to be proper.
They were wonderful at South Point and hurried and got Den his money. We were only 10 minutes late leaving and had no problems getting on the plane. Now if we could only do that a few more times. But even if we never win again-all is good and we have one hell of a Vegas story!
Viva Las Vegas,