Monday, August 6, 2012
Wicked Mom of the West
Anna is done with her 6 Flags job. She ended up being able to work almost 40 hours a week by the end of the summer. This was only because so many people had quit. Gee, I wonder why.
She is still short on the money that she needed to earn but ended up with more than I thought she would. She has already started applying for jobs by EIU. That made me feel better.
Here is the part of the story where I am really going to confuse you-my skin color is a light mocha in the winter. Feel free to ask yourself, why I threw that one in there. I get very dark in the summer and even when I "lighten up" it ain't white. I have no idea why I'm this color. No one seems to know either. Anna on the other hand, is a pasty white girl. I have said that she borders on being clear. When she was little no one thought that she was mine, they always thought that she was my MIL's daughter. They were both very white and blond. My MIL loved the fact that she looks young enough to be Anna's mom. I have offered to give her Anna many times. She laughs-I was not kidding.
We have now learned something new about Anna-she does not turn my color after spending a summer in the sun. She is ORANGE. She never used any tanning lotions and stopped using sun block after a while. And yes, I told her to use it but she didn't.
I'm not kidding either-its straight up ORANGE. And it is uneven. People are starting to ask questions. Because she had to wear a hat all day, she now has what she likes to call a "tan beard." It's like she rubbed cheap instant-tan-in-a-can on herself and missed a shit-load of spots. Her face and feet need some help.
She is hoping to fade fast!
I'm off to pack the orange one,