Monday, December 24, 2012

Naughty Gingerbread People

 Hello and Happy Christmas Eve day. That didn't make sense just go with it.
So I found this Gingerbread House kit in the back of the gift closet. I thought that it would be great if we could put it together. Mind you that it expired on August 10th, 2010 but no one eats these so it really doesn't matter.

 I suggested that we work on it as we walk passed it or had a minute. I was told by Den and Anna at DIFFERENT TIMES that it was fun until I suggested it and then it became work. They are just alike. If you tell them this, they will just get mad and deny it. I will be feeding the expired house to them until the end of the year just for being mouthy.
So I have been working on it by myself. I am not making a lot of head way. I'm hot gluing it because well the frosting isn't really frosting anymore. It is more of a white mass. It smells gingerbread-y when the hot glue hits the house pieces and then it smells sort of burn-y.
 It is probably best that I am the one making the house anyways. When Den and the kids are left alone to make a gingerbread house I get this............................
Gingerbread porn. These were shots from a few years ago but they still talk about how this was on the kitchen table. And how the gingerbread man's eyes were bulging.
Happy Holidays,
Sonya Ann

6 comments:

Mamma has spoken said...

My sons do the same thing every year when they help decorate the Christmas cutout cookies. The reindeer and santas have penises, the snowmen become women with huge boobs. We won't talk about the gingerbread people.........

Sheila said...

LOL, Merry Christmas!

D.Lynn said...

Hilarious! I don't know how these ideas have escaped our family's annual cookie bake - I may have to start a new "anonymous" tradition :)

Sonya Ann said...

Mamma-Hahaha, I think we should keep our families away from each other when it comes to decorating cookies!

Sonya Ann said...

Sheila-Back at ya! I hope you had a great Christmas.

Sonya Ann said...

D.Lynn-You will be sorry! It takes on a life of its own!