So I'm not giving you a link today, I got something a little more naughty. It's a conversation that I had with Den. You have been warned.
Me-"I think the internet is out."
Den was walking away, turned and asked, "Did you say your testicles are out?"
Me-"Yes Dennis, I like to air out my balls every night!" Then I yell, "The internet is out!"
I guess 40 is the new 80. I should probably start saving my money for hearing aids.