Thursday, November 14, 2013

The Blue Pandemic

I don't want to alarm anyone but I think I know what the next major problem is going to be in the world. The Great Recession and Swine Flu was nothing compared to this. Preppers should panic!
And to think that I pieced this together all by myself.
Let me quote a few little tidbits for you about Viagra..........................
"in rare instances, men have reported an erection that lasts many hours. You should call a doctor immediately if you ever have an erection that lasts more than 4 hours. If not treated right away,permanent damage to your penis....."
"In rare instances, men taking PDE5 inhibitors (oral erectile dysfunction medicines, including VIAGRA) reported a sudden decrease or loss of vision in one or both eyes...."
"Sudden loss or decrease in hearing, sometimes with ringing in the ears and dizziness, has been reported in people taking PDE5 inhibitors, including VIAGRA......."

So men are going blind and deaf with a 4 hour erection. Do you see the kind of chaos this could cause? They can't see the person they are going to have sex with and can't hear them screaming for mercy. What if its his neighbor?
Just a thought,
Sonya Ann

8 comments:

McVal said...

Oh my. I have no response to this...

slugmama said...

Well we ALL know that men, when they aren't taking the little blue pill, are deaf or have selective hearing so I'd be afraid.....be VERY afraid!!

Jane said...

I'm imagining men poking lots of things that they shouldn't be - could be pretty painful.
Hahahahaha!

Frances said...

OMG! SonyaAnn, you are hilarious!

Sonya Ann said...

McVal-I fear I have ruined you.

Sonya Ann said...

sluggy-It seems that blue pill makes all three of their problems worse.

Sonya Ann said...

Jane-Could be the neighbor.

Sonya Ann said...

Frances-I aim to please and so does the pill.