Monday, January 20, 2014
Funny or Mean
But I didn't do it this time. Really, I just sat back and laughed. It was all Den.
DJ went to SIU for a school trip. He stayed there for three days which translates into him not sleeping for two nights. He said it was fun and I really didn't get anymore out of him. Anywho, he got home on Saturday. Den and I weren't home, we went to a friends house for a drink. Who would have ever guessed it? DJ knew this and didn't really care, he came home and went to bed.
We left our friend's house. I was the DD and Den enjoyed himself. He was quite happy with life in general. It was late and Den was hungry so he decided we needed Taco Bell. I said for him to call DJ because he was probably hungry and get his order.
And this was the conversation that Den and DJ had.
DJ-answers his phone, he had been asleep-Hellllllllllo?
Den-What are you doing?
Den-Hey, mom and I are shitfaced, you are going to have to come get us?
DJ-still sort of asleep-Wait, what?
Den-Come and get us.
DJ-Are you still at Kathy's?
Den-No, we put the car in the ditch.
DJ-YOU WERE DRIVING? ARE YOU BY KATHY'S HOUSE?
Den-No but there was a hill.
At this point, DJ was awake and PISSED. Den and I couldn't hold it together and bust out laughing. You know he hung up. Even though he was rude, we still brought him food.
Best parents ever,