Monday, January 20, 2014

Funny or Mean

Poor DJ. He really is Alex P. Keaton. He wants his little life in perfect order and we just aren't those kind of parents. He doesn't do stress very well which makes this even funnier.
But I didn't do it this time. Really, I just sat back and laughed. It was all Den.
DJ went to SIU for a school trip. He stayed there for three days which translates into him not sleeping for two nights. He said it was fun and I really didn't get anymore out of him. Anywho, he got home on Saturday. Den and I weren't home, we went to a friends house for a drink. Who would have ever guessed it? DJ knew this and didn't really care, he came home and went to bed.
We left our friend's house. I was the DD and Den enjoyed himself. He was quite happy with life in general. It was late and Den was hungry so he decided we needed Taco Bell. I said for him to call DJ because he was probably hungry and get his order.
And this was the conversation that Den and DJ had.
DJ-answers his phone, he had been asleep-Hellllllllllo?
Den-What are you doing?
DJ-Sleeping.
Den-Hey, mom and I are shitfaced, you are going to have to come get us?
DJ-still sort of asleep-Wait, what?
Den-Come and get us.
DJ-Are you still at Kathy's?
Den-No, we put the car in the ditch.
DJ-YOU WERE DRIVING? ARE YOU BY KATHY'S HOUSE?
Den-No but there was a hill.
At this point, DJ was awake and PISSED. Den and I couldn't hold it together and bust out laughing. You know he hung up. Even though he was rude, we still brought him food. 
Best parents ever,
Sonya Ann

82 comments:

mama .bonnie said...

Hey I do this to my kids all the time. It's called pay back for all those times they did it to me. Oh wait, they REALLY were in the ditch, wrecked the car, need a DD because they forgot whose turn it was....Yea, paybacks for sure............

Sheila said...

OMG LOL

slugmama said...

Watch how much you mess with DJ....he will be the one picking out your nursing home ya know....lolz

McVal said...

LOL!
Poor DJ... You'll be in the nursing home the FIRST sign of drool.

Sheila said...

Haha McVal!

Jane said...

You're the kind of parents I've always dreamed of being. Really.

Frances said...

LOL! I never though to do this. Wish I had.

Cheapchick said...

OMG best story ever!

Sonya Ann said...

mama-I say we need to torture our kids many, many times over! It gives them character, really.

Sonya Ann said...

Sheila-I'm going for the best mom ever award.

Sonya Ann said...

sluggy-Hell with that, we are living with him!

Sonya Ann said...

McVal-He's cheap so he will just leave us to figure it out on our own.

Sonya Ann said...

Sheila-;p

Sonya Ann said...

Jane-We did set the bar pretty high. I hate to brag but its hard for many to even touch us.

Sonya Ann said...

Frances-I can't wait til I break a hip when I get older cuz I;m telling the kids I did it during sex!

Sonya Ann said...

Cheapchick-Thank you, I try.

Sunny said...

When my kids start driving I will be trying this. lol

Sonya Ann said...

Sunny-They make the best DDs. You just have to act like you are going to puke. Freaks them out terrible!

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