So that unhappy lady in the picture is me. Hey, my name could be Charlene. Sonya, Charlene, its all the same.
Here is another crazy Sonya story. These things happen here. Really. I was tearing it up with my diet. Or so I thought.
My old scale was an old timey spinning scale sort. It was old and had way too much play in the dial so you weren't sure how much you had lost. Sooooooooo, Den and I had to go to the hardware store and I decided to get a scale. Makes sense. I went to get a new, old timey scale but Den thought that I should get a new fangled digital one. It was supposed to be glorious. Glorious, my ass.
The new one did everything. Measured your BMI, how many calories you were allowed and how much your weight was and kept your height and age. Except that it added 25 pounds to my fat ass the first time I stepped on it. Fine, maybe my old scale and the new one were really far off.
So I started my diet with even more weight to lose. Every bloody morning, I would get up and weigh. What a miserable way to start the damned day. But I started to lose weight, I wasn't happy but the weight was coming off. And then it happened, I started gaining the weight back. Hell, I gained 13 pounds in one fucking day. What the hell had I eaten, boulders?
I weighed with it according to my age and height and then reweighed without it being set to me and the scale went down 7 pounds. Are you shitting me?
The new fangled lying piece of shit scale has gone bye-bye. It has been replaced by a new, old timey scale. The problem is I'm still fat and have to start all over again. But the good news is, it isn't fucking with me. Well, yet.
I got $100.49 from google! And it only took me 6+ years of writing. GO ME!
And this is where we are................
$100.49 Google(blog writing)
$57 Pinecone research
$25 Amazon gift code that I won from Donna Freedman at Surviving and Thriving!!!!!
Total $301.31 for our 2014 Christmas!
I found that I hate certain areas of the house less if I scrub the bejezus out of them. Maybe that is the key to loving your house-scrub it. I wonder if that would work with people that you can't stand? You could scrub them or drowned them. Either would work. I think it is a great way to solve problems. And I have a pool!!! Just think of all of the people that I could "clean"!!!!!!!!!
Please don't tell that I am a cheater!
I had read that you could soak the shower head in CLR and a plastic bag and it would remove the buildup. Well, I'm cheap so we only had RLC. Really, the dollar tree sells dyslexic CLR.
By the way, this doesn't work. Don't blame the Pig bag.
That worked like a charm. No, Den isn't charming.
|Pretend the boy is DJ and our cat Sue is the dog.|
And you are caught up. Playing computer games probably would have been a better use of your time!