Ok so on Groupon there was a hypnosis class that you could take for $50 for 4 people. Hell yeah, my fat ass is in! I also drug my bestie and my mother-in-law with.
Did it work? I'm not sure. But I can tell you that the warm healing glow of my inner rainbow and safe place could not stop my drunk ass from eating a quarter of a loaf of AMAZING french bread.
I may have had better luck with it if I didn't have to fart while being hypnotized. I know that I shouldn't talk about things like that. Oh hell, I tell you everything. But I couldn't concentrate because I was thinking about not farting. And it was quiet in there. The good news is I didn't fart but a bunch of people were snoring.
DJ said that we were paying money to be molested. I'm not sure but all of our butts hurt when we left but I think that it was from sitting in the chair for 3 hours.
Are you sorry you showed up today?
And this is where we are................
$100.49 Google(blog writing)
$57 Pinecone research
$25 Amazon gift code that I won from Donna Freedman at Surviving and Thriving!!!!!
Total $335.04 for our 2014 Christmas!
Now that I'm looking for things for him, I'm surprised by how much that I actually have. I have a few things from when Anna was in the dorm and a few things from when DJ went to Northwestern college for summer school.
3 months people and we are empty nesters!
So what am I writing besides the blog? Good question! I'm writing a new sci-fi and I'm about 80+ pages into it. I am also writing a romance novel. This is only because Den said that I couldn't do it. He said at the very least, I would have to kill something in a horrific manner maybe a pet. We shall see Dennis, we shall see.
My guess is that the romance novel will be titillating trash. I'll take what I can get.
And I am rereading and fixing a novel that has been edited by my famous and stunning cousin, Becky Lynch. She is awesome and I am totally taking advantage of her. She also has a wonderful way of pointing out stupid things that I am doing and it completely sounds like a compliment. Really, she has a gift and I obviously, didn't inherit that family trait. Just ask the people that I live with. I'm a master when it comes to insults.
And I finished doing archiving work on a website for a friend.
So I'm busy, I just need to find a way to make money writing. NOT GOING TO HAPPEN!
And that's all I have for you!
Bad parent and the farting writer,