Monday, September 1, 2014

Happy Labor Day

Yay, Labor day! It's the day that we get to drink and blow shit up!!! NO wait, that is the 4th of July. Today is the day that we get to drink and open presents. NO wait, that is Christmas! Today is the day that we get to drink and go to parades. NO wait, that is Memorial day. Today is the day that we wear fancy clothes and drink at church. NO wait, that is Easter. Today is the day that we get to drink and dress up as anyone that we want. NO wait, that is Halloween. Today is that day that we get to drink and celebrate working(Wouldn't working more, celebrate working?)(We also won't talk about the massacre in Chicago that prompted this holiday) Yes, today is labor day. Phew, it took me a while to sort that. Today is the day that we get to drink. Tomorrow is the day that everyone goes to work with a hangover. Really, we need to plan this a bit better.
Happy Labor Day!
Drink it,
Sonya Ann


6 comments:

slugmama said...

So why if the event happened in May why is the holiday in September?
These are the burning questions we must ponder as we drink and celebrate anarchy.
Wait!
That didn't come out right.....
Maybe I shouldn't have started drinking yet?

Frances said...

And a happy Labor Day to you! Today is the day that I get to stay home without using a vacation day. That is worth drinking to!

Cheapchick said...

Who needs a holiday to drink!

Sonya Ann said...

sluggy-I think that there is a gap cuz everything takes so long with the government and they probably didn't want the dates the same as the massacre. But that's only a guess.
And I love nothing more than drunkin' anarchy.

Sonya Ann said...

Frances-Well, I hope that you got to tie one on.

Sonya Ann said...

Cheapchick-I like where your heads at.