Thursday, September 18, 2014
Not To Brag But.....
Anyways, how did I manage to get sidetracked? Oh yeah, that's a picture of Den. He is quite proud of himself. It's a damned fish and I could get one cleaned and frozen for probably $1.99 a pound compared to the hundreds of dollars that it took to pay to catch that one and sleep on the ground. Sorry, I am once again getting off the point. Hey, at least this tangent was in English.
The owners of the property that Den stayed at really liked him. Somehow when you talk about fishing Den doesn't shut up. Maybe I should talk about fish more. He just grunts at me.
Anywho, he showed them this picture and they are going to use it in their flyers and advertisements. Yup, I'm married to a model. I would have said that I'm having sex with a super model but that might be an overstatement and over-sharing. He's cute and all but my pillow wins out.
So to all the people that I know and the girls in high school that thought they were cuter than I was. Piss off, I'm with a male model!
Oh and he threw the fish back. There might have been $4 worth of fillets there. I'm fine with it though, my van didn't stink of fish when he got back. It did smell a lot like Febreze though.