Tuesday, November 25, 2014
And on with the show....................................
Dalten(the little boy I used to babysit for) and his mother stopped over for a chat one day. Dalten knows where are of the toys are and pulled the shoe box of legos out. He made us dozens of different weapons so that his mom and me could shoot each other. The cat, Sue, also loved grabbing a lego or two and running off with it. We all had a lovely visit and they were on their merry way.
That night when Den got home, he found what I presume to be a rubber tread from a lego wheel on the stair.
So he calls out after he finds it.
Den, "What did you do all day?"
Me- "Kathy and Dalten came over."
Den- "What the hell, do you have a boyfriend coming over during the day?"
Me-(I'm getting pissed over his tone)-"Does Dalten count?"
Den-"What the hell are you doing when I'm gone?"
I had no idea what he was talking about and he was quite worked up. So I ignored him.
Den-"Is this a cock-ring?" (Aren't you glad I didn't use that in the title and have it show up on your blog feed!)
Now I'm so confused that all I can do is blink and think he is an idiot. He shows me the cock-ring/lego toy. Needless to say, I laughed really, really hard at him and then told him what it actually was.
You will never look at legos the same, will you?