I know these are all fake, sort of like wrestling but I can't help it. I'm almost addicted. It's better to be addicted to these than alcohol, right?
PS-My favorite person Frances is having another Dial Miracle Oil Hand Soap giveaway. Run over there and tell her how you want me to win. Ok fine and you can enter too. Do you think if I keep telling her that she is my favorite person, she will continue to let me win?