Why oh why didn't I find this before Christmas? I've not made love to a lumberjack, I'm not ruling it out if he looked like him though. Who am I kidding, it would be a GO!!!!
By the way, our tree tried to escape one year and the cops got involved. The kids and I thought that it was screaming funny, Den not at all since he was the one that wouldn't let the kid tie it to the top of the car because he didn't trust him. Can you guess who pointed that out?
Want that tree,