Tuesday, May 3, 2016

Greek Vegas

Ahhh, my favorite place in the world. It was a good trip but it went way to fast. Next time, I'll book the flights and not ask Den's opinion. He wanted to use the fewest amount of vacation days so we left super late on Tuesday and flew back super early Saturday morning. I'm tired!
We know how to work the system a bit now. You can catch a free shuttle from Silverton to the Strip. So we hung out there for a bit and then caught a cab to Freemont Street. It's way cheaper that way.

 Den loves it there. I'm meh about it.
We did eat at the Heart Attack Grill. That was the highlight of that day. Well for Den.
Did you know if you don't eat all of your food, they paddle you? I have never had a meal where I had to have a plan of attack. I stopped drinking and I ordered a plain burger. And I ate slowly.
In our entire marriage, I have never seen Den act like that. He was begging me to get spanked. UMMM, NO! Let her hit you!

This guy thought this was hilarious and was all for it.

The "nurse" loved her job and would take two running leaps before she hit them. He wasn't that enthused when the spanking was administered.
I saw a table of three massive men. They were having a blast until they saw her paddle someone. I told them to order less than what they thought they could eat. The biggest one looked at me and said, "Do you think I could order a kids meal?"
Den didn't get paddled, I would have suggested using an oar.
He did take pictures of the pisser though. Piss on Trump or..................

Hillary. It was a fun place to eat but be prepared to pay out the ass. It was close to $100 for two burgers, drinks and a tee-shirt.
I wonder if Den could have gotten these girls to spank him. He seems awful happy, doesn't he?
Thursday, we went to South Point. The buffet is to die for and no one is hitting you if you don't finish your food. We also lost there. Wait, we lost everywhere. Sigh.

Friday, Den realized that he had a $40 ticket from South Point and we ended up going back again. Never mind, that it was a $40 cab ride to get there. He promised that we would win. Liar!
Friday night, we at at Wu Hu noodle at Silverton. So so so so good!!!!
We ended up winning nothing but it was a fun trip filled with yummy and a bit scary food.
Saturday super early, we headed back. It was cold and uneventful.
Den tried to cheer me up on Sunday cuz I was on a bit of a vacation downer. I won $4 but it still wasn't as fun as Vegas. LOL
Later, Den headed over to the neighbor's for Greek Easter. I stayed home since it was raining and cold. I should have went. A drunk guy started a fight with Den. Den was sober and stood up. God, do I wish I had seen it. In our entire marriage, he has only gotten that mad once before. Needless to say, the guy was a big mouth and not much more. Den said it took 3 guys to hold him back. The  big mouth ran and hid around the other side of a wall. It's a crazy life I lead.
I'm not going to be around much this week either. I have to go on Thursday and get DJ. Needless, to say I am already fighting with him. I asked a month ago when finals were and never got a response. I needed to drive out Friday and come back Saturday. But there were no hotels because it was last minute. Now, I have to drive out Thursday and wait the next day to load him after finals and drive back in Friday traffic. Jack Ass.
Did I miss much in your life? Did you get spanked? Did you almost get into a fight on Greek Easter? Is your son an ass?
No paddle,
Sonya Ann


Cheapchick said...

Perhaps you need to leave DJ there? He might actually tell you ahead of time next time. Your trip looks fun although I can't see paying for a spanking- sounds like half S&M, half McDonalds :)

slugmama said...

Come here and I will make y'all awesome burgers, not charge you and will spank DJ instead. lolz

McVal said...

Hi I'm McVal and my son is an ass...
Well, he CAN be!

What fun! But how pricy can you get? Wow...

Anne in the kitchen said...

Hi, McVal!!!

This was a fun post to read and it makes me realize how truly boring I am. It has never occurred to me to go to a restaurant that spanks people who aren't a member of the clean plate club.

Smart ass or ass hat? Mine are all kind of smart assy (iIn fact Son1 might possibly be the king of the smart ass comeback) but the older 2 have outgrown the ass hat stage. Son3? Well, for the most part he is a pretty good guy, but he does have his moments.

Donna Freedman said...

The people-watching in Vegas is PRIMO, even if you're not at a place that allows public spanking.

Glad you had a good time. Sorry you didn't win the million-dollar jackpot, though.

Elephant's Child said...

Woo Hoo.
Goodness my life is boring.
And I love the pissoir...

Jill said...

Lol, looks like you are having a great time! ;-) Hayley tagged me in a little questionaire so now I'm tagging you :-) If you'd like to participate here is the link. http://blessingsofastayathomemom.blogspot.com/2016/05/text-tag.html Have a great night!


Wendy @ The contented Cavern said...

I want to go to Vegas however casinos scare me lol. You look like your'e having fun.

Practical Parsimony said...

And, I only have one chicken to write about!

Jane said...

I'm so sorry you lost - have you planned your next trip there yet? :) I just know you'll hit it big some day and then you can hire someone full-time to spank Den!