Thursday, June 23, 2016
Flip A Driveway
It was a normal day. I had some errands to run. I got in my trusty van, cranked the A/C and the radio and started to back up. We have a two car garage behind the house and the driveway is slightly crooked and is one lane when you get even with the side of the house. In order, to back out straight, you have to watch the driver's mirror. I have some friends that won't pull in our drive passed the house.
So I'm nice and cool, the radio is playin' my song and I'm watching my mirror as I start backing up. Done this thousands of times, mind you. What I didn't see was a woman going mach 5 and whipping into my drive to pull a U-turn. Or flip a bitch as we sometimes call it.
My neighbor's massive pine trees blocked her view of me. It was so damned close, inches of hitting each other. I was not speeding. Hard to believe but I normally don't gun it in the driveway. She, on the other hand, was going way too fast for my driveway.
I can't even get out of the driveway without a problem. So my question is, can I write someone a speeding ticket in my driveway? I would be rich!
Spill what's your craziest driveway story?