God bless all the teenagers and the 20 year old boys that still think its ok to leave stuff til the last minute. Or better yet, do a half-assed job stomping cans and then thinking that I won't notice. Or even better, do nothing!
I think someone is sneaking into the house and eating all of the food at night. I may need to install cameras.
I'm not even sure we have enough cereal left to make a meal!
Ok follow me here- if it is science that means its educational. If it is educational then I am getting smarter. So if I am smarter, I should figure it out and just leave. Did I miss anything? Please, check my math.
Maybe, I should just run away to the liquor store? Best plan yet!!!
Are you at the liquor store?