These are things that I found funny this week. I think the title to my memoir would be-I tried and then got sober. What would the title of your memoir be? You have to be creative, you will be tested at the end of this post!!! No copying either, I am watching.
I made this one a little larger than normal because some of us are having a hard time reading small print in our old age. The eyes and the ears are the first to go. Even Den is complaining that he can't hear anymore. Maybe it is because mid-sentence, I start whispering just to fuck with him. Seriously, try it. And don't even scold me on this one, these are the things that make life worth living. Like the fact that he thought his car had gremlins but really it was me resetting the programmed seat. It squished him to the steering wheel. Anna said he was begging it to stop and saying, oh God no, please stop. She laughed until she sobbed and never tried to save him. I raised her right. And please don't ever tell him I was the Gremlin. Look, I'll give you all a passing grade on the quiz at the end of this post if this stays our little secret.
I bet I can come up with tons of names for you!!!
A real friend,