Hard to believe but I went weeks without drinking. What's wrong with me?
This is probably the saying of every frugal person, right? It's a sin to waste.
This one made me laugh and then think about Grandpa Mott. Ok, never repeat this but Den's Grandpa got shit faced and drove his car onto a peer. It was teetering on the edge. He was lucky he didn't go in. Yeah, he didn't have a license for a long time. Seriously, don't repeat that one.
I know people that say that about me! I don't get offended, I agree.
Ok, spill what's the craziest family story that you have? Look, I need leverage over you.