Tuesday, November 1, 2016

Losing Security

We had a fun weekend with my inlaws! We ventured up to Lake of the Torches Casino and Hotel in Lac Du Flambeau, WI. It is on an Indian reservation and it is beautiful. Unfortunately, the leaves have all fallen. I want to go back when the leaves are changing.
It was so much fun and it helps that they comped Den and his parents free rooms, food and free play. I did have to laugh at my inlaws. They were running low on cash Saturday night and were going to have to write a check for more cash. Who does that?!?!?! We said no and took money out of the ATM for them. Den said they were out of control and we may have to supervise them. He said he was telling everyone that they have gambling issues and are so bad that they bum money off their kids. LOL. 
We left losers but they did comp me free food before we left. It was a little intimidating when a woman walked up to me and asked if I was Sonya Mott. Ummmmmm, yes? Look, we have already established that I am a bad girl and have had a few run-ins with the law. Never give up your name. NEVER!!! But for free food, I'll sing.
Oh and if you ever find your way up there, check out the SMOKING HOT security guards. Seriously, they hire the hottest American Indian men EVER. EVER!! And yes, I looked. Hell, I was tempted to follow one of them or commit a crime just so he could handcuff me. DAMN!
On the way home, we stopped at Mullins Cheese factory. It kills me not to be able to eat dairy. Everything looked so yummy! I got some beef jerky. It helped but I still was salivating for ALL of it.
Oh and look, there is Big Dennis in my shot. Hmmmm, Den gets his stepping into a picture from his dad.
And that's all I got for ya. Well, unless you count the email I got from the casino for me to call them cuz they have a ton of comps waiting for me. Do you think they would comp me a security guard?
Did you do anything fun this weekend? Did you travel? Did you lose? Did you salivate over a security guard? Did you get cheese shits?
So bad,
Sonya Ann



10 comments:

slugmama said...

Hey thanks Brat!.....for talking about cheese. Now I want to eat cheese everything today. ugh.
Damn that casino is kinda far, past Tomahawk? Heck I thought the drive I did from your place to Wausau was long. I guess if you have hot NA security guards waiting for you at trails end it's worth the trip. ;-)

Now let's get back to all that cheese.....do they make a Smoked Provolone? I dearly LOVE that one....and most others, except Brie(that one makes me gag).
You know, if I lived as close to WI as you do I'd weigh 800 lbs. and be on some disgusting reality tv show. lolz

Cheapchick said...

I love cheese, so glad I can eat it :) Sorry. Free hotel, free meals and free play! Sounds like a great weekend to me

Linda said...

I am allergic to cheese, but can tolerate a bit. However, I cannot eat beef, not a bite. I did nothing fun. If you count driving in circles in the country, searching for a salvage yard, yes, I had fun. I would guess you had more fun and free fun and drooling over an Indian security guard. I drool just because.

Anne in the kitchen said...

Cheese is good but I only like it in smallish amounts, except for pimento cheese sandwiches!
Glad you had fun and found something drool worthy!

Jane said...

Wow, I can't imagine life without dairy!! But perhaps Cheese Whiz isn't really considered dairy. You may not have won but you did basically travel for free. And you got to ogle!! That's almost better than dairy!

Elephant's Child said...

You can always ask for the security guard. Don't ask, don't receive...

Michelle said...

I would totally check out the security guards. Seriously, I'm not visually impaired. I'm not a good gambler, but always go for the fun....and food. Cheese is absolutely my thing, but I don't eat much because it makes my behind grow exponentially.

SAM said...

Road trip to Wausau? For what? That's where my DD lives. I've not explored it properly yet.

SAM said...

Road trip to Wausau? For what? That's where my DD lives. I've not explored it properly yet.

McVal said...

Wow! You can't eat dairy products?? I'm sorry. Is that where your mojo went? gone with the flush...
How are you feeling? I miss you.