Wednesday, November 2, 2016

Wicked Wednesday

I'm sure the U.S. wouldn't handle this situation the same. Kill it and then ask questions.
Here is our new money making scheme!!!! I'm not sure if I would look a bit too old whilst collecting their money. Maybe a little too old but if the little fuckers pointed it out, I would charge them twice as much to get in.
Let's scout out a party!!!!
I have asthma. Maybe Den didn't take my breath away when we first met. Maybe I just needed an inhaler.
Do you leave people liquor when you disagree with them? Do little fuckers call you old? Can you breath?
No air,
Old Fucker


9 comments:

slugmama said...

The little fuckers may not CALL me old to my face, but I KNOW they are thinking it!

And really, if we all gave each other liquor, how could there be wars?(ok, maybe when the liquor ran out)
Wait, I am thinking of weed not booze.
Everyone should smoke pot and chill the fuck out!!!
Then we can eat snacks.
Sluggy for President!

Cheapchick said...

I am always looking for ways to make money on the side...definitely would love to charge for parties that aren't mine...but how to find them?

Linda said...

I love that idea for making money. If they give you the side-eye, charge them more for that, too.
Oh, you made me laugh today, and I needed that.

Anne in the kitchen said...

What a great idea! If only I were not so tragically unhip and knew where the good parties are. I did shock a younger guy the other day though. Evidently he did not know that women of a certain age could use particular words and he certainly did not know that we can use them grammatically correctly. Yeah that's right, I was a grammar Nazi. I guess he learned

Elephant's Child said...

Without doubt little fuckers think I am older than dirt. They may be right. My calm and peaceful visage convinces them that these thoughts are best kept to themselves.

SAM said...

Maybe they should have presidential debates that require a shot of whiskey or other for every insult against other candidate?

SAM said...

Maybe they should have presidential debates that require a shot of whiskey or other for every insult against other candidate?

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roth phallyka said...

I am thinking of weed not booze.


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